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You're so yummy and so sweet
Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
You are so
Yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat
*Laughs*
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When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
The feeling one gets as a result of how many times your phone auto-corrects a word that you meant to type
Bob: OMG Joe, I'm so dum-phoneded by how many times my phone corrected "fuck" to "duck"!
Joe: Yeah that would dum-phoned me too!
Literally it’s meaning, phone for whom? You!
I can’t believe you keep calling this phone for me!! Bye bye!!
What happens when you begin to type I love you to someone and the phone automatically fills in the name of the person you are texting and their phone does the same when they text it back.
My phone suggests your name everytime I text I love you, my phone loves you. It must be phone love.
When your day or activity was so good that you didn't even look at your phone.
Describing duration of time in which you were enjoying yourself so much it was as if your phone was at home on the charger.
Bro how was your weekend? Bro Phone on Charger we were on the lake all weekend.