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Pirates without a ship or ocean but go on adventures like pirates and find and pillage like pirates
who the hell are you calling punks?! we're suburban pirates
When you sexually Dudu every someone in your moms basement
Your a basement pirate
uber: super; high-level; high-ranking.
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
ub-argh pirates!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about pirates.
"ub-argh pirates!" - says a pirate
A store which appears to have no, or almost no customers, but stays open despite this apparent oxymoron.
I've never seen any customers in that store, but it's been open for the last ten years. It must run on pirate gold!
When you text someone in uncharted territory they must be given a full 24 hours to respond before calling them to confirm the contents of the text message(s).
"I texted her yesterday but she hasn't responded."
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"
When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.
Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?
Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.
When your on a sail boat and recurve a blowjob buy a girl with a wooden leg and a golden tooth. Right as your about to finish your dick gets blown off by a cannon ball.
Oh shit I just did the pirate sal.