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When you fill your bed with poop and you sleep on it and it feels warm
I can’t wait to sleep in my poop bed
When you poop in your hand and lower it into the water of the toilet so that it makes no sound.
I was at my boyfriends house and I had to poop but didn't want him to know so I ended up taking an elevator poop
when you go to the bathroom and walk out with your shirt tucked in
Johnny looks a little different after he freshened up, must be the poop tuck
A person who always smells shit but can never seem to find the source.
Betty was too busy being a poop sleuth that she didn't even realize it was her own funk she was smelling.
Refers to where you are unknowingly expelling a "separated pair" of stumpy poop-logs (rather than just a "standard" one-piece turd of considerable length) with a sizable "gap" of pressurized methane in between them; the result is an explosive whooshy bang partway though the dump that echoes hollowly in the toilet-bowl and is amplified/intensified by said bowl, just like the sounding-board of a drum or stringed instrument.
A backfire-poop can be highly embarrassing for the pooper if others are within earshot at the time. Some guys, however, are actually proud of making these "impressive" anal indiscretions, since it proves that they only produce "manly-sized" turds which "seal in the combustion", with no blow-by from a minuscule-diameter poop-log's allowing the gas to wastefully/splutteringly seep past the emerging turd in a much-less-spectacular noise-display.
It's where the guy sticks his hand in the woman's ass and grabs some poop and then rubs it on his dick and shoves it back in the girls ass or pussy
Will you poop cream me tonight ?
The man sticks his hand in the girls ass and takes out some poop and rubs it over his dick and sticks it back in her asshole or pussy