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The Coolest Awesomest Person in The world, who is crazy and does wild things that no one else would dare to do!! usually this person is hammered funnest nights are with this person!!! GUARANTEED
Dude...did you see what the purple cock rooster did last night? she totally ran and drop kick a homeless person?!?!!?
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give her some purple panty droppers and she will fuck the shit out of you.
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The male genitalia
My purple headed yogurt slinger hasn't seen some action in a while
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Where you spray paint your dick in bush then fuck someone on tree till your both purple
“Hey babe do you wanna try sum Purple Bush Tree BDSM”
“Oh yeah you know I love your purple dick inside me”
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The Prickly Purple Hair Bruise is when your girl is getting ready to ride you during the nasty and your dick is resting upward along your lower belly and she start rubbing her pussy lips along the underside of your dick, thinking you enjoy it. Meanwhile her needle-like shaved coochie hair is scraping your shaft like using a bristle brush to clean grease off of a flat top griddle, causing excruciating pain that feels like it's turning your cock into minced meat. The next day you we wake up with a purple dick, because not only did she unknowingly apologize for torturing your helpless little pecker by fucking you like a Jack rabbit, but tried to turn your Johnson into a Bloody Mary.
Alex: "Fuck, my dick hurts"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"
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james fired his purple veined custard flinger in jane,s face, and she swallowed every drop of his stale man fat.
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