Mud Run

When there isn't any toilet paper in the restroom you've just pooped in, and you have to make a dash with poop on your asshole to another one.

Corissa: Why are you out of breath, and, by Jove, what is that smell?!

Kevin: Sorry babe, I'm on a Mud Run.

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run plane

in the same vein as run train, due to the fact that they are both sexual acts using transportation as a euphemism.

running plane consists of sticking ones fist in another, by way of vagina, anus, or anything else as far as it will go. using the same arm the fist is on, the instigator of the plane will proceed to lift the receiver up by whatever the fist is in and running around. if your lifting muscle is sub-par, the same can be accomplished by stepping up on a ladder and positioning oneself on top of said fist.

boy:im going to stick my fist in you
girl: i heard running plane is fun.
boy: ok i'll run plane on you
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girl: weeeeeeeee this is soooooo fun, and sexy
boy: ooooh yeea

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G-run

A road in a perpetual state of war. By far the most violent and dangerous place in the world, inhabited exclusively by gangs, paramilitary factions, and primitive cannibal tribes who all kidnap outsiders and sell them to one another as food or sex slaves.

Niggaz dont be fuckin with me. They can tell I be from the G-run cuz I smell like badass.

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hoogie running

When five or more friends get together and each throw money into a pot, then you go out to a bar and whichever friend leaves with the nastiest girl and has sex with her gets the pot of money.

Tonight at the bar we are going to go Hoogie RUnning, hopefully i leave with a 500 pounder.

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Hit and run

Hit and Run is Smashing a girl and you dont want any strings attached. Usually when the girl isnt a fine ass girl but a meh looking girl

*Girl walks by*
Virgin friend: I would hit that any day of the week
Real ass nigga: Nah I'd Prob hit and run her
Virgin friend: Aye you right now that i think about it

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Running it back

When you´re running it back with your homies!
Whenever there's bitches, you run it back...
Whenever you're feelin it, run that shit back!
Remember, always run it back. It always works...

Jerel: Yo homie, are you down t@o run it back?
Jim: Bro, you know I'm always down..!!
Thomas: You guys are always running it back...
Mike: Why don't you guys ever run it back with me... :(
The Crew: Because you don't get bitches Mike..

Bob: Bro, do you see those bitches?!
Larry: yea bro, are we running that shit back??
Bob: you already know it fam, we're running it back

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hit and run position

Parking your vehicle in a position that allows you to quickly leave the location if need be.

Me and Pedro rolled up to a ghetto ass bar so we parked in the hit and run position in case we needed to get the fuck out of there quick.

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