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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!
An alcoholic drink consisting of 2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, and 1 part ice.
Catwoman drinks a Silent Russian, hold the vodka and rocks, in the movie Catwoman.
Where you drink vodka, fuck a woman then cum in her eye while singing the Soviet Union anthem
Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
When you have unprotected sex with a group and after nine months find out who the dad is…
What did you do last Friday? We took it up a notch and had a Russian Orgy.
to be a badass and angry constantly. you also are obliged to say cyka blyat every 10 minutes. Only people from Russia can achieve true levels of Russian, but anyone can be Russian if they can handle it. There is also an accent that all true Russians have, but it is typical for honorary Russians to not have this accent.
there are 3 things that are unachievable unless you're a true Russian
1. A love for vodka at a young age, typically 3
2. Constant wear of adidas clothing.
3. Communism
R: I kill bear with hand yesterday
A: Holy shit you're incredibly Russian
R: Da
A: Rush B amirite
R: cyka blyat
Russian is synonym to words "murder", "occupier"
I am proud to be Russian, because I murdered a child with its mother in the most beautiful Ukrainian Port - Mariupol.