The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.
The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.
I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.
I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.
Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.
Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.
The equivalent of "cheese pizza", but for csam instead.
Person 1: "Why's he not here?"
Person 2: "He was caught looking at chicken salad and mayo on his computer. Even Tails couldn't save him."
A statement that explains how "ok" something is.
Person1: that is so not kosher salad!
Person2: so what? i don't care if its ok or not to hit bob in the face.
A dietary suppliment
Jesus Salad is good for the digestive system. Jesus Salad is a healthy meal containing lettuce, radish, carrots and Greek dressing.
Slang for marijuana, pertaining to Rochester NY.
“I brought some hippie salad for everybody, some wacky tobaccy.”
When a bunch of dudes put their flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.
Person 1: Hey me and some other guys were thinking about making a noodle salad later want in?
Person 2: OH MY GOD! yes!