Cumming inside your woman while she's on her period, then eating that creamy magenta slurry right back out from the ol' hatchet wound, and once you've got a mouthful, you share the delicacy by making out with her.
Girl: my boyfriend looked like a demon clown as he came up to kiss me, last night after chowing ambrosia salad from my bloody snizz
One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.
I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad
When a gay mugger is robbing a handsome bitch he holds the gun to his head while eating his delicious ass.
I was hittin’ up one of these phat mofos he was so fine so I slammed him down for a Memphis Tossed Salad
a really juicy doo wop portion of an otherwise non doo wop song
The doo wop salad in Reverse Mullet by Cojum Dip makes me unreasonably happy.
Where you take a hit of a joint or blunt with ur ass and have somone else suck it back out
Dude i gave that girl fresh salad last night
When a bunch of dudes put their flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.
Person 1: Hey me and some other guys were thinking about making a noodle salad later want in?
Person 2: OH MY GOD! yes!
When a group of guys put plastic dildos in a girls mouth.
The boys and me noodle salad this girl last night!