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you’re cringey and a dumb anime fan. So if you’re a dumb anime fan, I will call you Bitchy née San. If you’re a smart anime fan, Ill call you a cool anime fan.
A school with a bunch of preppy white kids.Occasionally you’ll see some weird goth kids but that’s about it.
Hey do you go to San Jose Catholic school
When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!
Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating
"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."
The act of leaving an unwiped, unflushed turd in the toilet of a public restroom. Typically, the initiator will take a dump in one stall and then switch to another stall to wipe and flush before leaving. The intent of a San Onofre Switcheroo is to confuse/disgust those who enter the stall next and make them believe that there is someone out there who didn't wipe before leaving.
Aaron: I'm bored, I think I'll leave a San Onofre Switcheroo in the restroom so it can surprise whoever uses the stall after me.
Zach: Dude, you're disgusting and childish.
1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
It’s a terrible school that’s next to another school with female retards. They made us use mdm bro…
I hate Xavier School San Juan