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When you act like a lesbian despite the fact that you're straight.
Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
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Like straight up but more thorough! Usage of straight upsidedown requires no bullshit and beats it like michael.
Straight upsidedown brah... what's the deal with becca and dan?!
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Someone who doesn't date trans people
Similes include: transphobes, assholes, homophobes, dicks, ect
Trans woman:hey want to go put
Twat:No Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT i OnLy DaTe ReAl GiRlS
Trans woman:oh you mean you are transphobic
Twat:nO iM nOt
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a fake and invalid sexuality invented by tiktok user kyleroyce in which straight 14 year olds call themselves to exclude a desire to date trans women (aka open transphobia). the black and orange flag they use with “SS” on it was designed by a 4chan user to secretly make these lowlifes use a nazi symbol. stupidly enough, if these people only date biological women, that would include trans men. buffoonery all around. a true circus.
ethan: “i’m super straight.”
everyone ever: “more like super single. choke and die.”
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What Idiot's call themselves to get away with being Transphobic.
Guy 1: Hey Im Super Straight!
Guy 2: Super fucking retarded lmao
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Super straight is a “sexuality” that people have come up with meaning that a heterosexual biological man will only date a biological heterosexual woman, or vice versa.
It is transphobic as if you were a man and saw an attractive woman (if you got the chance) you would go out with her but if you then find out she is trans you would not go out with her purely for the fact that that she is trans- which is transphobic.
‘Straight’ means that you would go out with the person of the opposite sex and if you were a man you would go out with women (this includes trans women.) But it is not transphobic to prefer biological women as they can have children and naturally have more feminine features (though transgender people can have the same) - this still means that if you were attracted to a trans woman you would still be attracted to her despite them not biologically being a woman. It becomes transphobic when you will not go out with the person of opposite sex purely because they are transgender.
Mark (straight) : you know Sarah she’s so hot
Jacob (Super straight) : Yea she is I’m gonna hit her up
Mark (straight) : Did you know she’s transgender?
Jacob (super straight) : yo wtf never mind he’s ugly as sh!t
Mark (straight) : Nah she’s still hot
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