take care of me

The best way to show support for your cast mates before a show. Used as a substitute for break a leg. Probably accompanied by tears, hugs, and many fond memories.

At the end of the directors pre-show speech, the cast hugged each other and said "take care of me" before performing.

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lets take a walk

When at a party or a place drinking, a guy says this to a girl. Meaning to either go hookup or see how far you can get before you get cockblcoked by drunk assholes. Meant more for when your drinking outside and there woods or a open field.

Girl: omfgg im so drunk right now,who are you again? im so confused,where are we even!

Boy: Hey dont worry about my name, lets take a walk.(pushes girl towards walking destination or grabs hand)

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taking grandma to applebee's

Sexual act in which a man stuffs a piece of fruit, though most often an apple, entirely up an elderly woman's pussy. He then proceeds to remove it from her gray cave and serve it to her on a cheap and dirty acrylic plate.

Hector: I took Dolores to Applebee's last night.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food?
Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it.
Gustavo: <silence>
Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before?
Gustavo: Can't say that I have.
Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though.

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Taking it to the grave with me

To love something so much that you don’t want to lose it even after you’ve died

I love that tote bag so much! I’m taking it to the grave with me

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Take Anal Correctly

To take a cock in the ass without complaint or excessive crying. To get right stretched out without trying to slow things down on the penetrative stroke.

Yeah, it's nice to find a girl that can take anal correctly, I hate it when girls ruin my shwerve as I stick it in.

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Spaghetti Take-Out

The action of eating a woman out while she is on her period. Blood may get into her public hair, and thus look like spaghetti.
See also Bad Idea

Woman 1: Wow, you're hot, I wanna give you a Slur-Pee
Woman 2: No, not today, I'm more red than 1963 Russia.
Woman 1: Well, in that case, how about some Spaghetti Take-Out?
Woman 2: Hmm...
(1 hour and 1 messy face later)
Woman 2: My stomach hurts, I'm hungry, I want chocolate, I want to go shopping, you don't love me anymore, etc.

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Take a dip

When you sit on the toilet and your balls hit the water....preferably those of a Mawee warrior named Woufo.....

Dude last night I went to the bathroom and took a dip...
Ew gross did u wipe them off?
Or
Let's take a dip....

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