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Shlong Island Iced Tea

A play-on-words, combining the popular cocktail Long Island Iced Tea, and shlong, a humorous term for penis. It refers to an unusually large amount of ejaculate consumed by a woman after oral sex. It can be from one male or multiple

Chad: “man, I served up some Shlong Island Iced Tea for Kate last night”
Dave: “nice one bro”

by Hank28 February 13, 2021


I have an iced tea

When someone’s talking some bullshit and u gotta go

Person A- “so I have my colonoscopy tomorrow and I’m excited”

Person B-I have an Iced Tea”*proceeds to leave*

by Iced_tea122 October 25, 2022


Jones Island Iced Tea

A Milwaukee drink consisting of Pabst Blue Ribbon(PBR), Night Train, and Gin.

It's soo hot today, pass me another Jones Island Iced Tea, Bartender!

by mikeBURRITO September 1, 2010


SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA

one of many phrases used to substitute for shit but you're also british so all you can think of is tea time later that day with sharon

"Oh, SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA! I've burned the biscuits again Sharon!

by obj the sequel June 30, 2022


Traffic Jam Hot Tea

Peeing into a plastic cup while stuck in traffic, and leaving the cup with the lid and straw reattached, out on the roadway surface.

I was stuck in that traffic jam for three hours and had to go SO BAD I had no choice but to do the Traffic Jam Hot Tea!

by LarryMurgatroid May 26, 2010


Ron Swanson Tea Party

a masculine tea party wherein the "tea" is whiskey

Liam gathered his stuffies for a Ron Swanson Tea Party cheering "come on panda, come on bear, let's have some whiskey!"

by qtothewerty May 4, 2018

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Old-England Tea Bag

The Old-England Tea Bag is when you urinate on your S/O's face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.

Dude 1: I gave my wife the Old-England Tea bag this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.

by FuccBoii2k15 March 21, 2015

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