A play-on-words, combining the popular cocktail Long Island Iced Tea, and shlong, a humorous term for penis. It refers to an unusually large amount of ejaculate consumed by a woman after oral sex. It can be from one male or multiple
Chad: “man, I served up some Shlong Island Iced Tea for Kate last night”
Dave: “nice one bro”
When someone’s talking some bullshit and u gotta go
Person A- “so I have my colonoscopy tomorrow and I’m excited”
Person B- “I have an Iced Tea”*proceeds to leave*
A Milwaukee drink consisting of Pabst Blue Ribbon(PBR), Night Train, and Gin.
It's soo hot today, pass me another Jones Island Iced Tea, Bartender!
one of many phrases used to substitute for shit but you're also british so all you can think of is tea time later that day with sharon
"Oh, SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA! I've burned the biscuits again Sharon!
Peeing into a plastic cup while stuck in traffic, and leaving the cup with the lid and straw reattached, out on the roadway surface.
I was stuck in that traffic jam for three hours and had to go SO BAD I had no choice but to do the Traffic Jam Hot Tea!
a masculine tea party wherein the "tea" is whiskey
Liam gathered his stuffies for a Ron Swanson Tea Party cheering "come on panda, come on bear, let's have some whiskey!"
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The Old-England Tea Bag is when you urinate on your S/O's face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.
Dude 1: I gave my wife the Old-England Tea bag this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.
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