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teddy jordan

Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .

I can’t believe Teddy Jordan came on Erin jordan

by Banana ABBA March 12, 2020


jordan gielink

Tokyo ghoul, undertale, anime feels

have you ever felt like Jordan gielink

by JinxedVoid January 11, 2016


Jordan flynn

A jordan flynn is the sexiest man alive which a huge cock

I need a jordan flynn says charlies mum

by 12345678charlie November 26, 2020


Jordan jatzke

Fat fucktard who is in need of a hike and bitches badly. Is commonly known to be unloved by his peers due to his strong oder and lack of brain cells.

Jordan jatzke is a lazy fat cunt

by Jamar1# March 08, 2023


Jordanized

When someone gets your neck so bad its called jordanized

Guy 1-"It says gullible on the ground"
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized

by Zarthle January 19, 2017


Micheal Jordan

FUCKING SUCKS

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"

by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 13, 2025


Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a person who licks chocolate.

She also has a fish eye.

Fun person to be around, but she can be slow.

Mesmerizing caca eyes and caca hair.

Good style and has a unique sense of humor.

Loves Jamaal.

Defined: Jordan (girl)
Ellie: Hey have you seen Jordan?

Jamaal: Yea she's with your pookie

by Lebron Gonzalez December 24, 2023