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Mike and Katy

The perfect couple. They've been through everything and fell in love almost instantly. Mike is the most amazing boyfriend, who protects his queen. Katy is a beautiful, unique girl who's loyal and a tad clingy. Their love is infinite. Nothing can break them apart. When his smoky eyes meet her brown eyes, the world stops in order to let them have a moment alone together.

"Mike and Katy are so cute!!!"

by i-drank-the-kool_aid December 02, 2014


Dyke Mike

The fag hag, but a straight male to the lesbian best friend.

Me: this is my friend Chris
Chris: hey, what’s up, I’m the dyke mike
Lesbian friends: ohhhh, hi!

by MingerSquare December 03, 2017


Mike Aragon

An egotistical narcissist that does nothing but think about himself

Mike Aragon is the biggest asshole anyone will ever know

by Qspy May 17, 2021


Mike Partida

Is an asshole.

Mike Partida is an asshole. *Go Knights Go!*

by hubbahubba696969 March 11, 2022


Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by August 26, 2022


Moscow Mike

The nickname for Republican speaker of the house in the US Congress, Mike Johnson. He was granted this title on social media platforms and critics for blocking desperately needed military aid to Ukraine from his inception as speaker in October 2023 to April 2024, when he scheduled a vote. He is known to be beholden to fringe MAGA members of the GOP, who are sympathetic to Russia and were even accused of peddling Kremlin talking points verbatim by moderate GOP members, due to former President Donald Trump's election campaign.

This nickname originates from Moscow Mitch, when in 2018, the Department of the Treasury established sanctions against Russian oligarch, Oleg Deripaska, who is known to be an influential and powerful ally to the Kremlin, along with other Russian oligarchs. Democrats moved to enforce the sanctions against Deripaska but were defeated by the Mitch McConnell led GOP majority.

Moscow Mike wants Russia to win!
MoscowMike is trending in X

by irongron April 16, 2024


Mike Ferguson

An angry chef who despises phones and people who cook differently

Quit being a Mike Ferguson and get the right ingredients

by Nigel JD February 07, 2022