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The school that no one actually likes until they realize it's the only place they are smart enough to go to college.
Birth of a Michigan State University fan:
Jared age 16: I fucking hate high school. The teachers are always riding my ass about not doing homework-I don't need to do homework because I'm so smart I'll just ace the test. I can't wait until I get into Michigan. I've been watching Michigan football since I was 5.
Jared age 17: Fuck Cindy's party. Ryan and me are taking a road trip to watch Michigan fuck Ohio up in Columbus.
Jared age 18: I can't believe I'm still waitlisted. I've already been accepted to state, but maybe there is a chance I'll get in to Michigan still. Fuck State. It’s for hicks and tards anyway. Damn it. Why did I slack off these last 4 years? If only worked harder.
Jared on Graduation Day: Fuck you Paul. I didn't get rejected from Michigan. Technically I'm still waitlisted. Besides State is an okay school and I'll probably just transfer after a year of banging State hoes. Who gives a fuck anyway--I'm just anxious to get stoned before the senior all night party.
Jared age 21: Fuck those Michigan nerds. I never wanted to go there anyway. I've been a State fan my whole life. They waste their lives studying. And finally I'm old enough to go out to the bars--sure I couldn't get laid in the frats but I'm sure my luck will change at the bar. I just have to nail the hoes when their really drunk. I'll swoop in as soon as the bouncers take them out and offer to walk her home. I know I have a test Monday but fuck it. I'm smart enough to study Sunday and ace it.
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FSU, is a very Prestigious College. The weird part is, F.S.U. means fuck shit up. How would you like it to go to fuck sh...uh, i mean FLorida State University.
John: Where you going to school these days Bob?
Bob: I'm going to Florida State University.
John: FSU?
Bob: Ya.
John:......
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The shittiest University to ever exist, in every way, shape, and form...enough said.
Arizona State University sucks U of A's dick.
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The private school where snobby rich kids from Scottsdale and Paradise Valley go so they don't have to associate with common Phoenix folk.
"Why is there a fleet of Porsches in the west valley? Oh wait. They're going to Grand Canyon University."
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A sad attempt at trying to make two mediocre colleges in the middle of a frozen hellhole to seem like they’re a prestigious academic institution. RIP LSC & JSC.
I think Northern Vermont University has more skunks on campus than students.
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A fictional university that is used to back up bogus information, statistics etc.
a: "Accoding to a study, all people that are left handed are Communists".
B: Where did you get that information? The University of the United States?
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10a.m. in most offices when everyone seems to head to the bathrooms filling up all the stalls etc.
What is this,Universal Bathroom Time?
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