I saw it you can delete it now

“I saw it, you can delete it now” is a reference some people would use if person x posted a “cute” picture. Resembling that the picture was only meant for them to see and not anyone else.

*sees girlfriend post a cute picture* *boyfriend texts her*: I saw it you can delete it now

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can we get an f in the chat because

when a person has endured literal hell and needs someone to pay respects.

guy 1 : can we get an f in the chat because i just killed my dog in minecraft
guy 2 : f
guy 3 : rip
guy 4 : damn
idiot that doesnt care : ok boomer

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The bare minimum I can manage

I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?

Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”

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all you can eat buffet

an action where a girl gets eaten our as much as the man wants to eat

Jim ate Haley out like an all you can eat buffet

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can i get those seven digits

can i have yo number?

slick and cool ..
guaranteed to get you a hair slap as those girls walk away so fast!

so, uh, i was wondering ... can i get those seven digits?

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can I call you right back?

nice way to let someone know to never speak to you again

Man: "So let me get this straight, you have 3 kids and don't have a car or a job?"

Woman: "Yes."

Man: "Can I call you right back?"

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Can I paint you baby blue?

Will you have sex with me?

Hey, I was just wondering..can I paint you baby blue?

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