Verb
The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
A: Who is big mike?
B: He is a motherfucking bigo troller.
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Term for when you cum in your own belly button
Bro yesterday I did a Big Mike at least 3 times.
micheal afton but shorter
random person: hi ourple person
michael afton: im called mike afton you ugly thing
he is a nice friendly fellow and loves men in his bedroom. he plays a lot of farming simulator he loves his friend oliver gibson but sometimes he’s fat. ly mike x
mike dodds is leng x
Quite a man, loves his Nintendo (especially in more personal ways) a bit of a living meme
Mike Dunn
7 Grams of weed or other drugs
“Yo bro can I come by after work and pick up the Mike Vick?”