The act of masturbation with ones self being the focus of stimulation; usually performed by an individual whilst looking in a mirror when they are somewhat excited about a recent success or achievment.
Tom: "Where's Kev"?
Chris: "Not sure, but he did ask me for a mirror..."
Alex: "He's gone off for a Narcissistic Power Wank"
Or,
"Man! I'm so psyched! I could really use a Narcissistic Power Wank right now!"
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Phat (Excellent) Coochie Power in simplest terms, is when you do something you are proud of, or even something your mom wouldn't be proud of. Getting that bag, promoting in your job, owning the pole, or being the best you that you can, THAT is some Phat Coochie Power. The term originated from The Phat Coochie Power Podcast hosted by Rylee Cunningham and Maria Wharton.
Who needs "Big Dick Energy" when you can have "Phat Coochie Power"!
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I feel like I'm going to burp to the ninth power
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me and kai. end of the discussion, now fuck off peasant.
random shitty couple: are we a power couple?
me: fuck no bitches
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batteries, or the energy contained in a battery. (countable)
I brought my controller but I hope it has enough power shits.
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To realize a statement you have made is "trump"-able (see trump definition) and say this after the statement
" i am a whale, bower-power"
"i went to planet jupiter last night, bower-power"
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1. hyper, or uber, douchebag.
2. A powerful penis
1. Justin Bieber is a power-prick with his supreme talent in making all around him have irritable bowel syndrome
2. Beware of Ron Jeremy and his power-prick
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