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Emo kids giving head while crying
After we slit our wrist together with our black makeup on I'm going to give you a weeping blow job.
you're fuckin' a right they do.
Because of how they force windows 10 on every one of their customers, Microsoft blows nob.
Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.
She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.
"Thar She Blows" is what you say when you see a troater approaching you. This is said because troaters blow a lot. This is often confused with the phrase made popular by Melville's Moby Dick, but after close inspection, certain hints are made that Moby Dick is, in fact, a troater.
"Thar She Blows!" Wow. That girl is such a troater!
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You are constipated and finally get that last hard piece of shit to come out. This followed by a bad case of diarrhea.
When ever I blow the cork out I always get the run afterward.
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hey , u guys wanna go blow something up saturday
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When a true gentleman is having doggy style sex with a girl in the second story of a house, then he busts a nut in her, picks up her ankles and tosses her out the window, then when she lands on the ground, he shouts "Cominayeeeeeeeeaaaahaaaaa. You aint nothin but a bigoty bitch. Peace!
Peewee Escobar was having sex with a large girl from his second story window, then discovered she was fuckin huge, got scared, busted in her, then performed the blow -n- throw.
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