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Reference to receiving bad news or a problem issue brought to you. Some one else's mistake becomes yours to fix.
My mechanic called with a "bouquet of dicks" telling me it's the transmission that's shot.
When you coat your dick in hand sanitizer and light it on fire. You the proceed to fuck a woman and cum before it goes out or burns the dick off.
I did a flaming dick to this bitch last night and lost my right nut. Still had a blast tho!
Wrapping a cloth around the penis for a none traditional hand job.
Sue wrapped the corner of the sheets around Greg's penis for some harmless cotton dicking.
The act of giving a blowjob underwater.
You Dick Snorkling whore! I saw you give him a blowjob in the jacuzzi last week!
Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock
I can't believe that Rich is wearing a dick gurney under his uniform...
noun,
1. a pussy-fermented penis.
2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.
Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."
Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"
When a bro is not actively pursuing pussy, he be draggin’ dick.
GARFIELD’s lousy excuse for dragging dick the other night was that he ate too much HAM and PUMPKIN pie… He is the cockest! Also, he is a butt pirate