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On April 13, all cum socks that have been used are to be disposed of in either an ocean, a lake, or a fire.
Doing this task will grant you the lucky nut for the rest of the year
Happy National Cum Sock Day.
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After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands
Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?
Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.
Jane: Im breaking up with you.
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a slang reference to having sex, because you take your socks off before you have sex, signals when sexual intercourse is about to begin
Yo, tonight I am definitely going to be taking my socks off, I'm going over to my girl's house.
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When you've been working like a house elf (crazilly hard) and are done for the day. You are free. Master can represent professors or bosses, and Dobby represents the overworked person talking.
The phrase is from Chamber of Secrets by JK Rowling.
Chris: Are you done classes today?
Trudy: Yeah, I'm free. Master gave Dobby a sock.
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An alternative of GYDS. Invented by a few high schoolers in math class when the original GYDS was banned from using.
"OMG Matt and Pat didn't get a detention today!" "OH YEAH, Get your socks washed!
so fucked up that you can barely walk and talk. all you can think about is how fucked up you are. you are more than just zooted, more than high or drunk, you are zooted outta your socks
bro. i am zooted outta my socks. i’m so fucked up.
When your girlfriend places a sock on your penis and gives you a hand job to completion; a New Brunswick soap socks.
on the show sunnyside (S2E7) "The Rapture", the prostitute said to the Pharmasist, so you want a New Brunswick soap socks just meet me in the alley in 5 minutes.