Like straight up but more thorough! Usage of straight upsidedown requires no bullshit and beats it like michael.
Straight upsidedown brah... what's the deal with becca and dan?!
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This choice of words was invented by poet and thinker Jedy.
it means people in the LGBTQ+ bubble are going straight to hell.
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When you act like a lesbian despite the fact that you're straight.
Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
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Dan's straightness does not exist anywhere on this earth.
Oh look! Dan's straightness isn't there. Dan's straightness: Something that someone named Dan does not have, is gay. synonyms: Gay Bisexual Not straight
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Alright, lemme clear some of this out for you guys. Straight Edge is just a matter of opinion. We are a group of people that would rather go to a hardcore show than get shitfaced at some lame ass club. As far as smoking cigarettes goes, any self-respecting person shouldn't buy them because you're paying to destroy your own lungs. And drugs, well that's the touchy subject. Most of us choose to abstain from drugs because of what they've done in our personal life.
But, before you call us out and say we're queers for out beliefs. Just remember, you're the people that are wasting your time bad-mouthing a group of people on the internet.
(A kid who says he's straight edge and then goes and smokes and drinks is not, I repeat not straight edge. Believe me, we hate those guys just as much as you do.)
Person A : Hey man, want a smoke?
Person B : Nah, I'm cool.
Person A : What's up man? You don't drink, you don't smoke, don't do any drugs?
Person B : Nah, I'm Straight Edge.
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Someone who doesn't date trans people
Similes include: transphobes, assholes, homophobes, dicks, ect
Trans woman:hey want to go put
Twat:No Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT i OnLy DaTe ReAl GiRlS
Trans woman:oh you mean you are transphobic
Twat:nO iM nOt
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Someone who is transphobic in disguise.
Person 1 : Iโm super straight!
Person 2 : so your transphobic
Person 1 : ...How did you know?
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