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Weedness

When your showing weed

That’s a sign of weedness bro

by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 18, 2019


weed colors

Weed colors are a term of how the state legalized its and how people smoke weed today, douchebag'Muhgey....I'm not high,are you.

"THOSE ARE TOTALLY WEED COLORS BRUH"

by Douchebag'Muhgey April 6, 2016


weed attacked

When you laugh/blow out while smoking and the weed goes all over the place

Bro, stop making me laugh while I’m tryna smoke this. I’m gonna get weed attacked again.

by BrooooUrNotGonnaBelieve November 1, 2017


Weed-whack

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.

1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.

by Woodsy Woman June 30, 2020


c-weed

Not to be confused with "ocean vegetation", this is a code-word for marijuana --- i.e., "c" weed, with "c" standing for "cannabis".

It's widely known that many commercial fishermen bring in "something other than fish" during many of their offshore hauls; to both avoid arousing suspicion among the authorities AND secretly convey to their cohorts that they "have the goods", they claim to be hauling "c-weed" as a side-business to their regular Pisces/crustacean-based harvesting.

by QuacksO February 18, 2022


weed welfare

When you're so poor you can't even afford your own weed!

We be on that weed welfare!

by Weed welfare October 14, 2015


weed rape

To have weed taken from you without consent.

Person 1: Hey, are you down to chill tonight?

Person 2: No man, my roommate totally weed raped me. He just left me ten dollars and took the rest of my green. That shit wasn't consensual.

by gangstamusic May 28, 2014