To have 10/10 cheeks and perfect shaping, size, texture and revability. Overall just so shaggable.
Gobbers refused to rev Ginge’s Ass so he is gay.
when a male has too much pride and fucks up his limbs, specifically his legs, because he didn’t want to seem like a bitch… even tho he rly is.
Chris is now a crippled ass mf because he didn’t want to look like a bitch in front of the coach and his friends.
A freezing ass German can be defined as a Nazi, who heads for Moscow, but gets fucked by the weather. This slang was used most in WW2.
“Bro look at that freezing ass German in the distance! They’ll never reach Moscow!”
When you take ass hair and make a taco out of it
I just made a hairy ass taco and gave it to kelly
Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?
the most beautiful thing that you could possibly lay your mortal eyes upon, not even the face of god himself could possibly compare to this sight. it grips with the force of 1,000 suns and 23 million black holes all at the same time, it would take king Arthur, Thor, Zeus, Poseidon, Homelander, omni-man, and Hercules pulling at the same time in order to get me to move even a millionth of a millimeter out of it.
YOU KNOW THAT THAT LYN-ASS GRIPS MU BOY!
Amazing role model who is never wrong.
Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.