Ass-Trunk

When you park it in front the car you just pulled the slider on.

“𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 (𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵) 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 ass-trunk 𝘮𝘦. 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴. 𝘞𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘯 $10,000.”

Lil cute ass pig

He so dam cute

Human1: Ayo look at this
Human2: Wat is dat, it looks adorable
Human1: that's my Lil cute ass pig

Goofy Ass Redneck

A Goofy Ass Redneck is a Goofy Redneck

“That boy all up in the mud, he’s a goofy ass redneck.”

Kiss my snapping ass

You use this phrase whenever you are upset with someone and you need something else to say.

“Kiss my snapping ass" amari said to janiya

Ass pocket

Falling apart, shambles, threadbare, junky, in bad condition, rundown, in a state of disrepair

Are you going to wear that ass pocket t-shirt, with all the rips in the fabric, out in public?

Ass Pocket

A fifth (200 ml) flat bottle of liquor. So named because it easily slides into the ass pocket. Immortalized on blues legend RL Burnsides' "A Ass Pocket of Whiskey"

Yo, I got an ass pocket of Jameson's, imma go sit under a bridge and get fookin ripped.

Dwiddle of fuck asses

A couple of lying bitches. People who try too hard to make themselves sound believable

Wow, Lorenzo and Jed are Dwiddle of fuck asses.