In New Zealand, a Dick (Pronounced Deck by Aussies) is a hard space, that is most enjoyed outside. Being on the Dick is a great place to be, but make sure you don't fall off. Many Dicks come in many sizes and colors, and shapes. Some people preffer a Small Dick, while others love a big Dick to party on. Sometimes in the summer, a Dick can get very dry and damaged, and in the winter a Dick can get very wet. All Dicks should support at least ten people on and should be very hard. This is why looking after your Dick should be important, otherwise, nobody would want to be on your Dick.
Ohh my, he has the biggest Dick in the neighborhood.
Gotta clean my Dick before they come, look at the state of it?
no. We don’t talk about that. It traumatized me. It’s disgusting.
A dick is a object used for making babies and for exploring and feeling good
Did u just stick you dick in me