Salad Ass is an individual whom, for whatever reason is an effeminate male or a feminist hag. The term derived from "Nancy Boys" and manly overweight chicks during the summer of 1970 whereas they enjoyed "salad" over normal human food. These individuals were whiny, over sensitive salad asses who would protest anything at any given time. Precursors to today's leftist.
Hey will you shut the fuck up about that goddamn whole in the ozone layer? You're such a fucking "salad ass!"
Jeffrey sucks ken's ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: I sucked ken's ass last night!!
She got a damn dump truck it’s the biggest fattest damn thing I’ve ever seen
Keira’s ass is defined as gyatt
The most beautiful creation to every walk on this earth, it brings me to tears that a woman this beautiful and the most volumptious juiciest boner threatening ass to ever exist the moment I see her ass in jeans I instantly try to resist the urge to go on my knees and start kissing it non stop and motor boat those cheeks until water comes out ITS NOT A WANT NOR A NEED UTS A NECISITY I NEED IT SO BAD HUMP ME PLEASW
"God I want Sienna ass to sit on my face for hours"
"Me too!"
"No you fuxking don't that's my ass KYS you fucking beta I'm her alpha"
ITS THE KINDA ASS WITH STRETCH MARKS
OH MAN THAT GIRL CAME OVER AND SHE PACKING THAT WAGYU ASS