Something you wish you had in you
I really wish I had a dick inside me
sumn yo mama dont suck cuz she a lesbian
John: Hey Barb, wanna suck ma dick tonight?
Barb: No, I have plans.
*Barb goes to see their lesbian partner later that night.*
A thing connected to long yellow big round ginormous testicals that can slap people in the face and it may hurt. Your dick may also get hard if your human
My dick got hard and it poked someone