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On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.
'Hey jude! did you heard?! it's national condom day! go wear a condom man!
To hit the nic so many times in a day it is like you worked out your lungs
Yo I hit lung day to day my lungs are so sore.
May 19th is a day where you must appreciate and provide head pats to all Neko Girls, and Cat Boys :3
And if you are a Neko Girl/Cat boy please harass people into giving you snuggles and cuddles and headpats.
This is all.
Thank you.
Cat Girl: Hey! Its May 19th!!
Guy: So...
Cat Girl: Its Neko Day! That means I need Snuggles >:3
Guy: okay *snuggles*
Cat Girl: Nya!
Although the holiday states a day, everyday is Isaiah’s Day. Isaiah’s day is a day where you give attention, care, and love to our beloved Isaiah Mitchell.
Melanie: Why are you giving Isaiah so much attention?
Sorel: It’s National Isaiah’s Day you uncultured bitch.
Although the holiday states it’s just for a day, everyday is Isaiah’s Day. Isaiah’s Day is a day where you’re suppose to give attention, care, and love to our beloved Isaiah Mitchell.
Melanie: Why are you always talking to Isaiah?
Sorel: It’s National Isaiah’s Day you uncultured dumbass.
GOTTEM!
The 367th day of the year is the day that you will get everything that you want. But obviously, there is no 367th day of the year, so . .
insert earrape oof sound
9-Year Old: (rages by smashing the tv and wedding photo when he runs out of ice cream)
Mom: That's it, son. You're grounded!
(5 days later)
9-Year Old: When am I not grounded?!
Mom: The 367th day of the year.
insert earrape oof sound
A person who wears green on st patrick's day but conceals the green so that when they get pinched they reveal the green so that they can pinch someone back twice.
Doug: *pinches chris*, ha! your not wearing green!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!