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Events that occur after getting cucked to the moon and watching as your girl hunts down cooter next to you
Dubie: Wanna be my New Years kiss?
Bella:….
Dubie:where she go?
Bella:hey wanna be my New Years kiss?
McLain:don’t you have a bf?
Bella: He’ll just give me some Dubie Dick later
When after getting your male reproductive organ removed you still feel as if it there, yet you know its not there
Im annoyed at how I can still feel my Phantom Dick after the operation
Refers to a person who engages in genital mutilation by sticking a firecracker in ones urethra. The firecracker is then lit and once it explodes it mutilates the flesh on the head of the penis causing it to look like a Demogorgon from stranger things.
Freind 1: Yo did you see that new vid on LiveLeak?
Freind 2: Yeah man, I cant believe he put a firecracker in his dick, he got a Demogorgon Dick now.
When you and your biological brother dick down a female together
I was brother dicking Rachel with Nick the other night.
Sweaty crotch area after a big gaming session!
Damn ! I've got real swamp dick today !
truthful; not a lie. Used similarly to phrases like “no cap!”, “no joke!”, and “forreal!”
Person 1: Dude, that guy? He keeps a mirror in his room for, uh... you-know-what.
Person 2: Nah, you’re lying.
Person 1: Soft dick, he told me straight up!
Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.
Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”