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that annoying ass glaze (no pun intended) that covers your crack sometimes after going to the bathroom. unidentifiable too. is it piss? sweat? fluoroantimonic acid?
i was trying to go to fifth hour when i felt ass juice in my crack so i had to rush all the way back to the bathroom to wipe it.
Guy 1: Man what do you think of nba 2k19?
Guy 2: I think it's complete ass juice
A dogshit game we keep buying like dumbasses
I just missed a green 2k is ass
A person who is bitter and rude all the time.
What's your problem do you have apples in your ass
Some shit u write when ur bored. Issa quarantine thing,,, iykyk
I’m kinda a hippocrate but eh whatever
Ex.:
I backed up against the wall submissively like a shamed child, like a flimsy folder of paper. Shuichi suddenly grasped my neck and whispered in my ear, “like that, Kokichi? Well, your body’s in for a real treat tonight. Come with me, sweetheart.” He took my hand in his, and off we went- wherever he was taking me.
Me: I wrote a nasty ass fan fiction if u wanna read it :D
dude I be talkin to: tf no bitch
On November 10 you have to slap girl's ass. If she doesn't want to, slap it twice.
Boy *slaps girl's ass*
Girl: Why didi you do that?!
The boy: it's November 10, slap ass day
Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.
April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches