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When you're fucking a girl in the car and she wants to be double penetrated so she puts the gear shift in her ass while you fuck her. And then there's shit all over the gear shift. Also she's stupid.
Guy 1: Aw dude, what the fuck is on your gear shift?
Guy 2: Oh I had a dirty aishah last night.
Guy 1: Makes sense
A dirty serysta is a female who eats ice cream all day and watches pornhub not because it turns her on but because it annoys her boyfriend.
Man you actin like a dirty serysta
Dirty Kjel is the process of braiding a beard in an erotic way. Kjel is a Swedish name and the beard braiding thing plays on the fact that Scandinavians were Vikings
Im gonna pull a Dirty Kjel on you my big strong viking daddy
When the male inserts a carrot into the girls' Anus. Thus we have achieved a dirty carrot stick.
Wow john i see you have done a dirty carrot stick
When a partner is told to eat ass. Then as their tongue is deep inside, lock legs around head and fart.
"I was breaking up with my person, so I pulled a Dirty Merideth."
All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
Someone who sleeps around so much that she smells like a pirate.
Krystal wanted to sleep with Stephen but he said she was too much of a dirty pirate hooker.