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Dick Delight

They tingly feeling im your dick after an orgasm that remains for hours.

I feel so relaxing after getting blown in the woods by that stranger. I can feel it now many hours later. Total dick delight.

by Muckyfingers82 November 6, 2024


machine gun dick

When someone has an enormous penis

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!

by Ya boi penis fingers March 20, 2018


machine gun dick

When someone has a big dick

Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam

by Ya boi penis fingers March 20, 2018


Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.

Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.

by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024


Dick Beavers

Mythical creatures that devour over used dick's while its owner sleeps

"Sorry Kari, one is my limit. I do not want to anger the dick beavers"

by bill o' tronic March 11, 2024


dick poon

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.

1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!

by beavermaster March 16, 2014


Dick wedge

Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so right around his penis that it bulges out around the seam creating a weggie I’m in his dick and pants

DUDE what’s with the dick wedge?!
When Jacob sat down he had a major dick wedge.

by Dick wedge March 26, 2019