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July 31 is Haylens birthday. Dont be shy to text em happy birthday!
whats today? July 31, haylen day happy b- day haylen!
7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.
One stormy night on the Seventh of August;
Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
12th of June, also known as Universal Send Booty pics day (USB), is a day you exchange booty pics with a person you admire.
Today is the 12th of June and I just got some booty pics from her because its Universal send booty pics day 📸 🍑
This is the day, where you and your partner sits down and play af game together.
Efter the game is done, then it’s only the imagination that sets the boundaries
International game day
“ should we play a game?”
“Sure”
Game done
“What now?”
“What do you want?”
“I want…”
June 15th is National Hot Pink Pants Day
BOBBIE wore his sister's pants on National Hot Pink Pants Day in June
September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.
Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).
Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.
Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.