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Man I just wet his ass up at the store now he on the news.
A metaphore for saving money while physically suffering from cold, heat, hunger, pain, etc. while the end goal for saving money is not worth it.
This metaphore can also be used to describe the act of not wanting to buy a tool, gadget, etc. that would make the job significantly easier.
This metaphore cannot be applied to those that cannot afford to spend money. For example, a college student that eats a meal rejected by ethiopians just to save money for books, rent, etc.
"I don't use the AC (of the car) because it uses more gas. I could use that money to buy a coffee."
Here the person suffers from heat, just to have that small pleasure to drink a coffee.
So next time a person says anything of this sort, just say "Stop eating from under your ass".
Other examples of people that eat from under their ass:
- A person that has the possibility to go to the dentist in their own country, but chooses to suffer for months until he/she has time to go to another country for a more affordable dental care, even though this person can totally afford the dental care in his/her country.
- A person that does not want to use a heater to heat their bathroom, thus choosing to suffer from cold to save a bit on electricity, an electricity bill that they could afford to pay anyway.
- A truck driver that does not use any kind of GPS, because GPS is for pussies, thus choosing more hard ways to get to his destination. Finding his destination will require to look at physical maps, to ask people at gas stations and/or calling other people to ask for directions. All these actions may give the driver some level of stress.
- A guy that eats milk and cereal so he has money for gas to drive his 5th hand 2003 BMW M5 on the weekends, at the end week he doesn't even have money to buy a deodorant.
kick you ass means you are going to kick someones ass for being right because you're mad that you're wrong!!! kick you ass is the best saying to use with anything ❤️
amy: *says something that is right*
angus: i am going to kick you ass *says that because hes mad that amy is right*
An old proud white man with a micropenis who talks like his dick is the biggest in the room. If he takes a Viagra he gets taller. Like, how his pee pee sit perched up on his balls like that? His penis is not big enough to call a Cock.
His wife has to turn the lights off when they have boring 2 minute sex, because it's easier for her to get Bitch Ass Terry to fall asleep so she can finish.
A Bitch Ass Terry ruins everything for everyone, as he carries himself like he's God's gift to women when in reality he's all talk and it's a plague.
Look at that Bitch Ass Terry with his fucking Bitch Ass socks and sandals.
Look at that Bitch Ass Terry taking tums before he eats those basic bitch ground beef white people tacos with extra sour cream.
Did you see that Bitch Ass Terry brought his cousin to prom and stopped to get condoms on the way?
Look at Bitch Ass Terry rocking those Crocs and socks. Fucking wonder bread looking motherfucker.
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I have three hour-and-a-half classes ass-to-mouth on Tuesday. It sucks.
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1.one who is skilled in anal
2.someone who has trained in the arena for 3 or more years "look up the arena for more info"
The ass master trained hundreds of young boys in the art of anal.
The courage needed to face or overcome an immediate obstacle. Almost always used in a negative connotation.
Cash: Guys, let's go. I'm tired and just wanna sleep.
Timmons: Bitch, you ain't got no shit in yo ass. We'll go when I SAY it's time.
Cash: Yes, master.