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When you squirt watery shit straight out your ass with the force of Poseidon himself
Jake, my tummy is doing a gurgley wurgley. Looks like I’m going to have Ass Poseidon tonight…
well...a spout coming out your ass? idk..im just a humble game developer.
"oi hector, i swear your mum uses an ass spout mate."
An efficient, simple word to replace the more complex "anal assault of a sexual nature" because, well, that is an unnecessarily complex, redundant phrase.
Bob feared his time in prison. He knew daily, even hourly ass-ault was on the menu for him in an "all you can eat" banquet sort of way, since he was new meat in the con-dom. He would come prepared. He would not lose this opportunity of a lifetime. He went on a rigorous training program of dealing with lawyers and duct cleaners, always bending over and taking one for the team. He knew how to fit it in anywhere. And he would not climax until his way had been had at least daily.
Poptart ass niggas refers to a lightskin, mixed-breed, jellybean, who is too pussy to do anything.
"Hey, look! They some poptart ass niggas!" - Huncho Da Demon
Why you looking this up you already know it
it went in and went out dat lil ass 40
A cocktail of jagermeister and red bull
"Last night was rough. I'm not feeling great this morning. "
"It must have been that german ass fucker"
A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.
Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.