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A rare species of eagles. Ball eagles can appear suddenly at any given time. Ball Eagle exist to attack only men(not women). Ball eagle will purposely attack your balls if you're not careful. Ball Eagle can fly 1745% faster than the maximum speed of an original bald eagle. Ball eagles fly at full speed, without delay or hesitation, directly into your balls.
Josh and I was flying kites one day. Suddenly, a ball eagle flew straight into Josh's balls hence destroying his family jewels.
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A prefered hiding place for petifiles at Chucky Cheese.
Let's go grab some fun in the ball pit!
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A state of mind where one accepts that reality is no longer present, thoughts no longer make sense and that for the next couple of hours many absurd occurences will take place. It is achieved when the individual surrenders to the madness generated by their brain to the extent where they are almost revelling in it, despite how utterly ridiculous things have become.
The state is brought on by consuming drugs with visually brain-mangling psychedelic effects.
If said with a smile, one can assume the user is in a state of blissful confusion and wonder - but if said with a look of fear, one can assume the user is terrified and extremely paranoid.
<Steve> Dave, you alright?
* Dave is looking around at things with a look of extreme interest and happiness on his face.
<Pete> I'm tripping balls mate!
<Steve> How about you Pete?
* Pete is shuddering, wide-eyed, and looking incredibly sketched out.
<Pete> I'm tripping balls mate...
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when your nuts get really sweaty and/or stinky you have cheese balls.
"hey dude whats that smell"
"oh i havent taken a shower today so its just my cheese balls"
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The left ball hangs lower than the right, so therefore the right ball tends to hide in an upward direction. making it a shy ball.
'I enjoy fingering my arsehole whilst tickling my shy ball.'
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The vertical seam between your balls that often turns purple during cold weather.
Man, it's so damn cold out here that my ball seam is bigger than my schlong!
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imaginary person that sounds dirty. Meant to be used to scare people out of conversations they weren't invited to.
*Tim walks up* "And then Balls McGee jumped out and grabbed me..."
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