J-Time

When an individual needs to jackoff.

Mike- "Hey Sean, what time are you taking out Heather?
Sean- "Right now, but I have to squeeze in some J-Time before I pick her up."

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Vlad J

extreamly gay russian, Who likes men and gay sex

vlad and ..sepher

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j/m

just masturbating.. or just masturbate

Lady: honey, taLk
Man: sorry babe, i'm j/m
Man: :-X oopz
Lady: hah! u're caught!

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J-Loaf

The feeling one gets from consuming large quantities of Americans favorite plentiful dish... Meafloaf. Usually found under the #7 combo on any classy truck stop dinner menu.

Flow, your meatloaf is puttin' the serious hurt on me.... I'm totally J-loaf'd

Ketchup before and after, yup, that's what is making me feel like a J-loaf.

Oh, I am absolutely stuffed from this large helping of plentiful meatloaf with a side of plentiful meatloaf, and of course my melatté didn't help either. I'm so J-loaf'd I need to undo the top button.

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Sexy J

verb.; To make out with a lady whilst out on the dancefloor.

Inspired by the Original Sexy J

A: "Holy shit that broad is smoking."
B: "Yeah, I think I'm gonna try and Sexy J her"

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shootin the j

Injecting heroine

Did you see cooper's arms yesterday?

Yeah! He must have been shootin the j

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J word

slang for "Jawad". a slur that describes a certain two-faced fella that would do anything but not play the victim. you might also see him in his natural habitat (white knighting for girls)

Person A: ew I've seen the J word today
Person B; ikr he's disgusting

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