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When an individual needs to jackoff.
Mike- "Hey Sean, what time are you taking out Heather?
Sean- "Right now, but I have to squeeze in some J-Time before I pick her up."
just masturbating.. or just masturbate
Lady: honey, taLk
Man: sorry babe, i'm j/m
Man: :-X oopz
Lady: hah! u're caught!
verb.; To make out with a lady whilst out on the dancefloor.
Inspired by the Original Sexy J
A: "Holy shit that broad is smoking."
B: "Yeah, I think I'm gonna try and Sexy J her"
The feeling one gets from consuming large quantities of Americans favorite plentiful dish... Meafloaf. Usually found under the #7 combo on any classy truck stop dinner menu.
Flow, your meatloaf is puttin' the serious hurt on me.... I'm totally J-loaf'd
Ketchup before and after, yup, that's what is making me feel like a J-loaf.
Oh, I am absolutely stuffed from this large helping of plentiful meatloaf with a side of plentiful meatloaf, and of course my melatté didn't help either. I'm so J-loaf'd I need to undo the top button.
to participate in all out retarded crazy making out / sex
"Dude, did you see B.Role and Kelly on New Years? They were freakin' j-macking it all night long"
Did you see cooper's arms yesterday?
Yeah! He must have been shootin the j