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If you are born this day and if your a ginger you are a super pretty and hot!
«Are you born on may 8?»
«yes!»
«And you’re a ginger! Omg you are automatically hot and perfect!»
«oooohhhhhh you got it from urban dictionary?»
«yes worlds best app»
Today, May 8th is INTERNATIONAL MOTHER's DAY
make sure to tell your mom you love her;)
you: Hi mom how are you, I love you
Mom: Why thank you!
Mom: its weird that you never telll me that only today
you: Mom today is may 8th AKA International Mothers day!
Send nudes day. Send nudes to you boyfriend.
Hey baby girl it’s may 8th you tryna send me some attachments
this is just an engineer emoticon, nothing else (its a dick)
engineer: 8=D
girl: why did you send me a dick
engineer: no its a happy little engineer