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When a woman feels sorry for a man due to certain misfortunes or troubles and sleeps with him to help him feel better.She feels she can save him,even though for a minute..or two,max five!
1.He had been dumped by his girlfriend and lost his job on the same day so she got the Jesus Syndrome and gave him some.
2.Guy: (over the phone) Hi there.Will you come over tonight for some more loving
Chic:Dude like I told you the last 15 nights you've called,hell no! What we had last time was Jesus Syndrome. You've got a prosthetic leg now so you can walk again.I'm cured,stop calling me!
Guy: Bitch!
Chic:*hangs up*
The best food in the world, straight from the ass of jesus or barbers oven
Barber you fat shit give me your Jesus Shit
When a gay dude shaves his pubes into the shape of a cross.
His robe fell open, exposing his perfect Ginger Jesus.
A gay nibba that likes to succ on eddies toes while kisses him goodnight
Jesus peralta
High Quality Smack. When Heroin is loaded in a syringe. Particularly dark/green tinted worked-up Heroin. One is thought to have ecstasy close to god-like from this.
Jimmy: "Yo, Tom you gotta get you some of this Jesus Juice. Shit's got me smacked off my tits!"
Tom: "Word? I tried some of that shit last week, had me speaking to God and shit!"
Having so much Jesus that you cannot possibly cope without saying, looking at pictures of or masturbating to Jesus for more than 3 minutes at a time. You only listen to songs with Jesus in them and you force your religion, constantly I might add, on your friends and family who don't give two shits.
Ex. Patrick has an Abundance of Jesus. He is constantly badgering me to have an Abundance of Jesus, too.
Giving someone a footjob with a hole inside your foot
Dude, is your girl fine since the accident?
Yeah, we've done some kinky shit with it, she even gave me a jesus footjob!