Do u have games on ur phone?

This sentence is used normally from a yougen within the age of 5-9. Many young children get drop kicked after asking this question.
Do u have game on ur phone?

Child: "Hey Laila"

Me: "What do you want now"

Child: "Do u got games on ur phone?"

Me: *violently drop kicks yougen out of my room*
Do u have games on ur phone?

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0-u-8-1-2

smart-ass reply

can i have your phone #, no the lady answers ..well here you can have mine
its ou812 ....... then walk off.

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i hurd u liek mudkips?

Mizugorou in original Japanese language versions) are one of the 493 fictional species of Pokémon creatures from the multi-billion-dollar1 Pokémon media franchise – a collection of video games, anime, manga, books, trading cards and other media created by Satoshi Tajiri.

i hurd u liek mudkips?omg yeah pokemon

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wot u gonna do wid that?

The question a guy asks u wen u have given him a hard on

hey sexy,(looks down at huge boner),wot u gonna do with that?

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U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off

Its phrase/ figure of speech that means like ''you got to be kidding me''

U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off if you think you can fit more girl in your sudan than i can fit in my van

U R BANed from URBAN dictionary

When you upload something serious to the urban dic₭tionary but it's so bad peepleo give a lot of 👎 and then the mod see (doing their work to moderate Urban Dictionary) and they say ‘‘𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵’’ and they ban you.

Mods:fuck this is bull shit
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
User: N000O0O00h
Mod:

M O U T H

Infamous Socom Player. Known for his run and gun technic and take no prisoner attitude. M O U T H is part of an elite community on Socom known as FrostFire Junkies or Frosty Whores.

M O U T H is considered one of the top 25 Frost Fire players of ALL time. Maybe even top 10.

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