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A small town lesbian is a phrase used to describe a girl who comes from a mainly rural area who, though a nice girl, is clearly the elephant in the room. She comes from a mainly all white town with high morals so when you see her walking down the street with her short haircut and her man pants and man shirts and larger than normal muscles, the town's people don't mention it but they are all thinking how she is an outcast in their small town.
She is just a little too rough around the edges and thinks she is one of the boys, but really is not. Every town has one and it is always looked down upon.
Look at her with her ankle long skirts and man boots, she looks like a small town lesbian.
I'm inviting you to my party Sara, but don't dress like a small town lesbian!
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An ugly fat chick who drives a pickup truck and listens to shitty country music. Most small town girls start having babies before they are finished high school, and they are often grandmothers when they are in their thirties.
Small town girls never use birth control, because they think only sluts do that. And besides, the lady who works the cash register at the only drug store in town is your mom's cousin and if you went there to buy condoms everyone in town would know about it within ten minutes. Instead, small town girls have three (or more) different kids with three (or more) different fathers.
You better run off to the big city and go to University, boy. You don't wanna end up married to some small town girl that you knocked up in grade 8.
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the best damn town in Florida :
Destin, Florida
"hey maynee, you heard about d-town?!"
"yeah! Dude it's the best damn town in Florida!"
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The act of initiating intercourse (vaginally, anally, or otherwise) with an object that was made in the following fashion:
1. Deficating into a condom (preferably unused).
2. Freezing the condom with its contents.
3. After frozen, remove condom.
4. Commence intercourse with frozen, phallic-shaped object.
"I am going to give you a brown town eskimo."
"My girlfriend BTE'd me in my sleep last night."
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