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A leader among peasents, a deity upon mortals, a Mueller among civilians. Andrew Mueller is a half cyber half flesh being. He wields an ubsurdly large battle axe in battle. Andrew (Milk Man) Mueller. Crazy skater, made Tony Hawk cry. Cuts wood and starts fires on a daily. Whenever Andrew Mueller thinks of an Idea a large bomb is set off in a 100 mile radius. Andrew Mueller is the dominant primoridal beast that has been leader for the Muellers since the time of dawn. First real man to ever step foot on the moon. He is the creator of steroyeds. Andrew Mueller is a German-born, London-based fnaf enthusiast and author. He is a 10 time gold medalist winner for fastest time to skin a living hog/boar, and also regularly writes for The Independent, The Independent on Sunday, The Financial.
I feel like Andrew Mueller -ing some hogs right about now...
Chuck Andrews is known as Mr Floppy and has ruptured 23 cervixes in his life. No one lets him use the back door. They always do Han him when he saves their life by pulling it out of their throat. And he’s a total sweetheart
the hottest kid in the world, tall, plays baseball, has hit brown hair
jake andrews is the hottest kid ever
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Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.
bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro
bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it
bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)
a Spring chicken, dresses for Summer, born in Fall; a man of all seasons
He's a total Johnny Depp! No way he's more of an Andrew Winter.
Loathsome, degenerate ideas, void of intelligence or reason.
A complete fucking Danielist, full of Andrewism's.