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this boy who was in my life
Sakshath!
Hey! Guess who has a crush on fucking asshole??
Your asshole is sore from constantly wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.
Brian has a case of red asshole from using that grade 4 sandpaper toilet paper from Dollar General!
you just meet this girl somewhere and then you hang out with her for 3 weeks then some other guys shows up and ruins your fucking plan. Then you think to yourself "I will assassinate this bitch if he doesn't stop his flirting shit " Then you meet back with your friend after the third day they hang out and she just gets tired of you and doesn't want to do anything like you guys used to because your friend that you liked is dong it with dat ass hole and you ont know what to do so you just buy her things and buy her things and you realize the only reason she is doing things with you is because you buy her shit because you have the money to spend but you want to save it to buy a car. Then you stop because there's no point of trying anymore and you met a new girl. Then you see the asshole chilling with another girl and you say "Wtf" then you realise wtf do i care. That's what you call the true ass hole>
The true asshole
guy:hey
girl:hey
guy:so hows it going:
Next few weeks
asshole:hey
girl:hey
girl:your nice
ashole:flerts with her
boy:Wtf fuck you
a few weeks later
Boy: Im tired of buying her shit
newgirl:well you should not
boy: um ok you herd that
newgirlyeah
a few weeks later
Newgirl:I like you
boy:I like you too
you guys hug
The true ass hole:with a girl
boy:Wtf
boy-Doesn't care
The act of releasing a rather large and unpleasant smelling fart
See also Fucktard, Stun Cunt, Loser.
Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.
The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.
In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.
"Hey Joe, you Procrasto Asshole! You fucking left the doors open again and we got robbed! All our stuff's gone!!!"
Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."
A "rambling asshole" is someone who goes on long, incoherent, or self-indulgent tangents while being dismissive, condescending, or rude to others. Their speech often centers on themselves or their opinions, disregarding others’ input or feelings. They tend to dominate conversations with little regard for how their tone or words impact the group.
"They were so obnoxious—just nonsense and buffoonery. I told them they couldn’t vape in my car, and you’d think I had demanded they quit nicotine cold turkey; a real rambling asshole."
The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.
That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.