artificial banana

see dildo

So umm can I borror your artificial banana

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Banana Peal

When a girl that has braces gives a guy a blowjob, and her braces cut up the guys dick, then you can peel the skin off like a banana peel.

Last night Stacy gave me a fucking banana peal last night, that hurt!

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banana funk

a goddamn asshole, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Dude 1: 'I'm American maaaaan.'
Dude 2: 'Word, Banana funk brother!'

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banana slug

wow. how embarrassing. I misspelled secretes. my bad.

A banana slug SECRETED her glue-like slime onto a leaf while we were walking through the forest. Then we estivated together in a log.

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Banana Cake

A Cake that is better than sex itself, it is very healthy for you and should be made with real banana's.

VERY GOOD, Its only the best cake ever....

Banana cake is a very good cake, the end.

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Banana republic

A country where the average penis size exceeds 7 inches.

It's not to good to be true, we're noting it for the money, we really want to see your dick grow 2 inches, but these pills and you too can be like a guy from a banana republic.

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banana hammer

When someone is banned on a forum by the "hand of god" aka a mod or an admin.

We need to BANANA HAMMER that spammer.

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