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The same as "Magic Nigger": a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.
You always get these Magic Monkeys on TV, don't you? What world are these people living in?
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The guy in a circle of stoners whos job it is to bill up the joints all night long. Possibly as payment for smoking other peoples green.
someone bill up another joint..
eh, i chipped in, im not being your rolling monkey do it yourself.
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A bunch of rejects that haven't made it pass grade 3 that go around "menacing" and doxing and swatting people.
'did you hear about monkey squad raiding that kids house?'
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Derogatory term for a PC Support person.
"Damn, my PC just blew up!!!" "So get a desktop monkey to fix it..."
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A phrase used while addressing a friend who shares the same interests in donkey kong and his awesomeness at strikers and all other video games which he is in.
Oh what's up my monkey nyiguh?
Look out it's the monkey nyiguh!
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The feeling 'the morning after the night before'
That awful shudder that runs through your body when you remember something that you have said or done whilst intoxicated.
'Collossal Monkey Shudder'is the shudder that lasts more than 24 hours or prevents you from re-visiting the pub for atleast 2 weeks.
oh i have woken up 100 miles from home? how did iget here? *monkey shudder* oh shit i remember...
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Mmm Monkey is what you say before you eat out someone's ass
Monkey: You saved me. Why?
Master Oogway: Mmm Monkey.
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