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randy candid candy raider

when someone goes around cadging stuff from others

that twert is just a randy candid candy raider

by Candyman Can June 23, 2018


Emo candy stick

A derogatory term for a straight person

Chad: Pride month shouldn't exist
Emily: Shut up you fucking emo candy stick

by Straightpride October 05, 2021


Cotton candy bang

The sweetest bang of your life.

That was a cotton candy bang

by Itsmebigd February 11, 2017


candy shark

most slayful candy boom sis shark in the universe (candy shark community members only)

CS4L

hey candy shark, shall we go to the muffin truck?

by Candy Shark Merry Perry May 22, 2023


candy vanned

to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.

person A: "wanna go play dnd"

person B: "sure!"

person A just wants to make out with person B

person B has been candy vanned.

by sixset May 12, 2023


Bat Candy

A bat grip for a baseball or softball bat with innovative style.

Matt credits his 17 game hit-streak to his new bat candy.

by VulcanBatGrips August 31, 2018


john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021