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A manager or a cook that thinks he’s a chef but can’t get his lazy ass up to prep or do anything but thinks he’s improving the restaurant
That man is a kitchen clown for firing me over cold fries.
The phenomenon where you've had a lethal dose of McDonalds the night before and you wake up with new brown friends in your boxers
"I think we overdid it with the Big Macs"
"Sounds like you're gonna have a brown clown sunrise"
A clown meeting is a group of copycats. Or a group of hateful individuals and when they gather it’s a clown meeting, because the circus has finally showed up
Legend: *sees hateful people gathering*
Oh snap! It’s a clown meeting
Oh my! Not the clowns gathering, I guess it a a clown meeting
Where you plank on a clown while giving them head
"have you ever tried planker clowning?"
"Yea! Me and Jessie got to try it the other night, definitely would recommend!"
The action of putting whipped cream on a girl's vagina during her menstrual cycle, then ejaculating inside of her as she sneezes.
Dave: Hey, you trying to go back to my place and give me a Clown Cannon?
Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.
A clown that constantly follows you around when you are a homosexual
-Bro did you see that gay clown following you around
- Yeah he sucked my dick the other day
-What the fuck
-Yeah it weird I kinda liked it tho