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when you really need to shit and your running to the toilet, but you is tryin to hold it in so you are kinda straining which causes walkin/running funny in a kinda dance-like way. which is what we call the dance of the mad shitter.
causes include mum's caserole, prunes, curry.
normally occurs when one has the runs.
i need a shit so bad i could dance the mad shitter from devon to dundee
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You know when it happens. You're 5 minutes late to a class in a huge lecture room. All the seats by the aisles are taken so you have to give everyone in the row a lap dance to get a seat in the middle. Equally common is the aisle hurdle, when you jump over a row to snag a seat.
10:15 AM..crap! "excuse me, excuse me, pardon, excuse me, pardon me" as everyone puts up their desks and stands up/moves their legs aside
"Dude, look at the guy who's late. Guess he has to give everyone a lecture lap dance now"
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The guy or girl at junior/senior prom who always dances just a little too sexually, causing embarrasment to herself and others.
The way that girl is shaking her junk she looks like she wants to be the next prom dance whore.
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a good song by micheal jackson not the gay band. if you like this band then you should kys
me: oh my! blood on the dance floor is the best!
a gay: the band?
me: no, the micheal jackson song!
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Lady-Beating 'Dance' in Monty Python, now in use as anything in which the true purpose is disguised under the pretence of cultural activities.
Zeez was zer Trondhein Hammer Donce, weech is performed every 25 minutes in zer Norwegian town of TRONDHEIM. In vich zee old ladies are stuck about zer head veeth round sticks, or KNURTEL. (original Monty Pythin context)
So the council put on a skate-fest last month, but it was just a Trondhein Hammer Dance. They wanted to up the local spending in the district to justify another pay rise.
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A sexual act involving a man and a woman. the man folds the woman in half and engages in sexual activity while holding her as she is folded in half. proving she is flexibly like a dancer
Jack sure gave Maddy a Dance Team Specialist last saturday.
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An erection achieved mainly by young inexperienced boys when dancing with a lady friend usually at junior or senior high school dances. Often not entirely hard but in between soft and hard.
"Man, that girl was so fine, my slow dance chub grew in my trousers while I was dancing with her."
"My slow dance chub almost exploded in my pants while dancing with that foxy lady"
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