Doing a lisa

'Doing a Lisa' is a term used for people who give zero fucks about there kids and there well being. 'Doing a Lisa' is a bad thing and if you are called this term then I guess you're a bad mum.

OH did you hear bout' Cassandra shes "doing a Lisa" with her kids she let them run around in pants yesterday.

Doing a Lionel

"Doing a Lionel" means to drive round a corner in such a vigorous way that a wheel comes off. Derives from Lionel Richie's appearance on Top Gear, after which Jeremy Clarkson referred to several celebrities who suffered similar accidents as "doing a Lionel".

"I hit the kerb and did a Lionel."
(To Trevor Eve) "We refer to that as 'doing a Lionel'."

Doing a Dean

The action of randomly falling down the stairs during a live stream or just in general

*walking down stairs*
*trips on air*

*rolls down staircase*

*gets up like nothing happened*
"You good, mate?"
"Yup, just doing a Dean"

Dos Anos

Heineken 0.0, the brand's new non-alcoholic brew, because it's a Heinie with two assholes (the zeroes here being anuses, and "dos anos" being Spanish for "two anuses"). A pisstake on Dos Equis ("two Xs").

Barkeep, slide me a couple of Blue Moons and a Dos Anos and keep 'em comin'. I pulled DD duty tonight.

Do a Jasmine

Not being able to communicate in social situations when called on, usually Maths.

Don't do a Jasmine.

doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian: doing harakiri is not a joke; it means committing suicide. As to why people do such a rash and irrational act, G-d only knows. It's probably because they have reached a point in their existence where they don't know what to do. They can't even find G-d's eternal mercy in a religious setting and they don't understand that there's always hope for a recovery if you are not mentally ill, no matter how hopeless the situation may be. But who cares, because mentally ill people can't make the rational choice to commit suicide.

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Doing - a - Ramos

The act of accidentally dropping and possibly damaging something of historical significance during a moment of ecstatic celebration!

Hey did you see Maarten Stekelenberg Doing - a - Ramos - he became the second man after Ramos to drop a trophy on a victory parade this year. He dropped the Eredivisie trophy from a double decker bus after it hit a tramline."